Rumours

Here is trance DJ Paul Van Dyk in a pair of nice shiny trousers, playing music from his laptop:

I heard a rumour that he's getting paid £100,000 for doing just this for two hours at Gatecrasher's Summer Sound System festival in May.

As one of only a handful of people who spent all their time in clubs throughout the 90s and didn't make over a million quid - I always knew I was in the wrong job.